Riding a bowl

Refers to the smoking of marijuana or any other packable substance in a moving vehicle without stopping or parking. The passenger will usually pack the bowl, and once packed, the bowl is smoked by the driver and is passed around the car until it is spent, all while driving.

"Riding a bowl can be dangerous, if you don't know how to drive in the first place."

"There was no safe place to park, so we had to ride the bowl."

"Last time we rode a bowl, we ended up in Newark, from Princeton. When we came to, the driver's excuse was that he wanted to watch the planes."

by WorkInProgress November 3, 2013

riding the dill

A synonym of crush relish

I can't stop riding the dill, it's cost me my house. Yo, you got a fresh cruncher for me?

by Hotyeet November 10, 2019

volume riding

When bad audio mixing leads you to have to constantly adjust the volume of your speakers or television to maintain a reasonable level.

Johnny, while I enjoyed your movie, "Bloodbathfeast," I felt that perhaps I wouldn't have to engage in so much volume riding if the chainsaw noises were not approximately ten times louder than the young ladies pleading for their lives.

by Snoopydance June 19, 2010

Jet Riding

The act of 'getting off' while in the hot tub by pressing your genitals up against the jets, and if anyone asks, you are simply working out an injury or sore muscle.

I was minding my business (true story) in the hot tub, when a young woman started freaking out that buddy beside her was jet riding. Suddenly there were more bubbles than usual and her screams woke me from a relaxed state.

by Jono Blitz November 5, 2011

riding elmo

Sex with a girl on her period.

I was riding Elmo last night. It looked like a murder scene.

by Alchelswon November 22, 2013

Riding the Empty

The act of carrying around an empty beercan and pretending to drink from it. The purpose of this is either because you have hit your limit and know you are going to puke if you have one more or you don't want too look like a wussy.

Man, I had to be riding the empty last night for two hours until my ride showed up at the party.

by Navy Cowboy August 10, 2009

ride or nevermind

When you're down for most things, but let's be serious. People do some crazy shit.

So, it looks like I'm single again.
Oh no! What happened?
Well, my girlfriend got pretty drunk at the bar the other night...
And?
She thought it'd be a good idea to test how strong our relationship was by getting into a fight with the bouncer. Too bad she didn't realize I was pretty ride or nevermind about us.
Oh, damn. What did you do?
Me? I ordered another drink and requested her an Uber.

by El Capitan Slamdance April 20, 2016