First Date Regulations for Men

1. 90 minutes maximum
2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes.

3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting.
4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me.
5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend.
6. Ripped jeans don’t look good
7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to.

8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along.

9. Bring a condom. You never know.

10. Just in case, have a Backup Call

Idk what to do for this date.

“Man, just review the first date regulations for men, that’s what they’re there for.”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

RegulusBm

Sexy ass mothafucka

Will is one hot RegulusBM.

Nate beds RegulsBM's daily.

by FellatioMaster September 15, 2003

well-regulated-militia

Transitive verb infinitive: to shoot someone out of selfish anger resulting from perceived racial or political oppression combined with an over-availability of firearms. Shooter is often far-right politically and usually has an undersized penis. Lifted-pickup-truck ownership and MAGA hats/stickers are often correlated.

Past tense: "That redneck well-regulated-militia'd the shit of those Mexicans."

The old man had had enough and decided he would well-regulated-militia those pesky black kids who threw snowballs at his car.

by Mattmandingo January 7, 2020

Regal

A place were your money is worth 30% of its real value.

This soda is five dollars? What is this a regal?

by Zei March 6, 2003

Regular expression

An expression which is just regular, not special, emotionless, but true.

/(Regular) (expression)/ is a /$1 $2/.
See regular expression for a proper use.

Today, the sun is shining, it is a sunny day today!

Butterfly is an insect.

True is not false.

Beautiful flowers have short lives.

by pieceocake December 4, 2012

Regular

Regular

Regular is an insult, often used to insult a person's capabilities in a specific field or to insult them directly.

Synonymous with: Average, Not Great, Basic.

*Josh throws a pen at Ben but misses* Ben then shouts at Josh "REGULAR!...hahahahaha"

Josie to Sarah - "do you think Kyle is hot, I like it when he flexes his butt muscles ?"
Sarah to Josie - "Ugh....hes so Regular, why would you be attracted to him?"

Tom to Derick- "I'm sleeping with Sarah, we hooked up last night..."
Derick to Tom - "..... HAHAHAHAHA....wait you're serious....bro she's so ratty...she's a f#*%ing regular...what happened to your self respect bro...!?!?"

by SlyHomeBoy November 23, 2016

a regular fuck

1. A fuck that is less than a good fuck, but better than a one night stand.
2. Habitual sex.

Grace enjoys having a good fuck, rather than a regular fuck
Tom left his room to meet up with Sam for their regular fuck session.

by vivsace May 23, 2017