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red bottomosity

having the big red bottom. when a lady baboon is "in the mood" for luuurve she displays her big red bottom to the male baboon. (apparently he wouldn't have a clue otherwise but that is boys for you) if a human being has the red bottom, she is attracting a lot of sexual attention from a lot of guys
"loads of boys were asking me to dance last night, i must have been displaying my red bottomosity"
by dfnhdfjkgdfk September 5, 2007
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Top Red

A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They also blindly back Ole and will call you a plastic if you give him the slightest bit of criticism. They usually hate foreign players like Pogba and Martial calling them "lazy" and saying they don't fight for the badge but will call anyone plastic for criticising Dan James or Maguire.
Normal Fan: Ole has been poor tactically again today. We should be winning this game.

Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.
by Non clueless United fan February 14, 2021
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see red

To become very pissed off by other people's irritating behaviours, especially to an uncontrollable level. Derived from how bulls are allegedly made angry by waving a red flag at them.
I got socks off my Auntie on Christmas, and the food was crap. It made me see red, and the next thing I remember, a tsunami had hit Asia.
by Pimpmasterkdogg March 17, 2008
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Red letter

Something "red letter" (as in the famous lyric from Aladdin) is something that deserves extra attention.

It originates from when Bibles were printed with the words spoken by Jesus printed in red to stand out from the black.
"Every turn a surprise, every moment red letter"
by sarahbot June 26, 2016
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red striper

A Navy term used to describe one who holds a job in the engineering ratings.
We red stripers are the TRUE sailors. Those white stripers are nothing but a bunch of passengers.
by Jay E. Griffin April 4, 2008
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red flag

a bad sign of what’s to come
I think the first red flag was when my supposed date started lying to me a lot.
by nlolhere June 29, 2020
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Red Canning It

When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.

The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.

Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).

Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and

5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!

Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
by InsertPseudoNameHere January 16, 2011
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