Pull a Donald

To achieve something that you didn't intend to do and that is going to come back and bite you in the ass.

Julie: I'm going to apply for a job that I don't want and that I'm not qualified for. I'm only doing it for the experience of the interview process...
Paul: I don't know... What if you pull a Donald and you end up getting that job? You could be stuck in there for 4 to 8 years!

by Wuan in a million January 19, 2018

Pulled an internal

When someone sells a source that isn't theirs and gets exposed for it.

Hey, did you hear? One of the owners of Apex pulled an internal!

by Zyrex July 18, 2020

pull a lumpy

To take a dump on the campus of Notre Dame

Can we stop for gas at South Bend? I wanna pull a lumpy.

by dilly42 July 22, 2010

Pulling a Michael

Abruptly leaving in the middle of a conversation and making a random noise right before you leave.

Person 1: Hey what do you want to do-
Person 2: POOOOOOOF (Leaves)
Person 1: Great, he was Pulling a Michael

by Themadglitcher June 08, 2018

Pull a Kobe

When you cheat, lie, or deceive your spouse in such a way.. that they can never forgive you unless you buy them something big expensive and fancy to show your "love" for them. Just how Kobe Bryant bought his wife a lamborghini.

After having an affair with a co worker.. and his wife finding out. John had to pull a kobe out of nowhere and bought her a alpaca rug, diamond ear rings, and a BMW.

by Q. Wedin November 29, 2009

Pulling a kaito

Pulling a kaito consist of having his cake and eating it too........ On your birthday

ANYONE: "Today is gonna be very important to me. Are you gonna be there?"

KAITO: "Not if Calvin is there, or Chason and Elvis are together, or if you guys are doing anything i don't want to do, and I am especially not going if we all don't join together and make every moment, event, and spoken word about me.

ANYONE: I hate it when you are pulling a Kaito....

by 10 cubed times pain July 25, 2011

Pulled a jordan

When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books

Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".

Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.

by acousticvis June 18, 2011