pseudo-blonde moment

When someone has a blonde moment and their hair is not originally blonde.

Kelly (not born blonde): As I was leaving for work today I couldn't find my keys. I looked everywhere in the store and even asked my friend to help me look for them. When I got to my car, I found them... I locked them in my car.

James: Haha, you had a blonde moment.

Kelly: I'm not blonde, though.

James: My bad, you had a pseudo-blonde moment.

by Jimbabwe88 July 4, 2011

pseudo-hack

The action in which someone hacks a persons account without any actual effort involved, beyond finding their password through means other than software - often through spying on the subject in real life to uncover the password(s).

"Did you hear? Daniel hacked a bunch of Facebook accounts!"
"Nah, he pseudo-hacked 'em. He saw some paper slips laying around his friends' houses that had their passwords and stuff on them."

by B|ue /\/\00|\| October 6, 2011

Pseudo-Washer

A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.

The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.

Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"

Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"

by jazz4 November 15, 2011

Pseudocidal

Dramatic exaggerated harmless attempt at suicide, rarely successful, and not meant to actually result in death, but to garner attention.

That crayzee emo patient in room 14 said he wanted to kill himself, his plan was to overdose on 4 tylenol. He's "pseudocidal"

by Nurse Wretched March 14, 2012

Pseudo-music siren

When you are listening to music in your car and you think you hear a siren, but it was actually just the music.

"Last night I heard a Pseudo-music siren, I always think its an actual siren!"

by 12345girl12345 November 17, 2012

Pseudochef

A wannabe chef working as a cook at a chain.

Pseudochef

A cook at Olive Garden, Chili's, Applebee's or any other chain restaurant.

by INCOGNITO2011 May 25, 2012

Pseudo-dude

A woman who has taken on the gender role of a man.
Similar to butch, but less offense than dyke.

It is ok to hit a woman only if she's a pseudo-dude, it's only fair that if she wishes to act like a man you treat her like one.

by Big Baddy Broad May 19, 2014