He’s a fat ass who likes big oily men, he puts the mc in McDonald’s he doesn’t eat Big Macs he eats giant macs this man looks like he has triplets but it’s just his fat rolls. He pulls no bitches so he photoshops them in with him
by Aidan??Nadia?? June 1, 2022
Get the Preston mug.Scared of milk, can't spells vaccine as vachine and decision as decsion, or descion.
Prestons are just very dumb people.
Prestons are just very dumb people.
Example 1: Imagine being scared of milk. You're such a Preston.
Example 2: You can't spell vaccine or decision? Oh my god what a Preston.
Example 2: You can't spell vaccine or decision? Oh my god what a Preston.
by aakkfnakfh June 4, 2022
Get the Preston mug.The definition of a friend who knows the limits of jokes, but goes right below it, he always defends those he cares for, and will tell you if he's actually you're friend
by Max The Elf December 16, 2021
Get the Preston Moede mug.
by e24273012h March 31, 2022
Get the Preston mug.Preston is the coolest guy ever. He hosts a Christmas party once every year where beings from all across time and space. Preston's Christmas Party can refer to the actual party itself, or it can refer to a bunch of people that shouldn't be in one place hanging out together.
by EESDSESESERDT April 7, 2022
Get the Preston's Christmas Party mug.by Fax Machine50 April 18, 2022
Get the preston petrie mug.