"I told that fat bastard to get off the couch and get outside, but then I realized he was an everywhere potato anyway and would just lay outside like an overgrown cheese."
by your mother's tofu November 9, 2013
Get the everywhere potatomug. Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.
by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017
Get the planting a potatomug. by Hidaniscool March 24, 2019
Get the Hugh the potatomug. Originating from the popular anime attack on Titan. Potato girl (Sasha) is a girl in the survey corps. She is in love with food. Potatoes, bread, and meat mostly. Being called a Potato girl is not really an insult. It's basically saying that you can eat and eat but still looks slim and in shape.
"You are so a Potato girl"
*muffled by food* "what's that suppose to mean?"
"Oh, well all I see you do is eat. But you are feather light"
"Oh...Okay" *continues to eat*
*muffled by food* "what's that suppose to mean?"
"Oh, well all I see you do is eat. But you are feather light"
"Oh...Okay" *continues to eat*
by Sasha braus April 8, 2015
Get the potato girlmug. The most majestic thing to exist. They are calm, happy, and don't usually move. They make great pets and/or friends. They are good to hug when you're sad.
by _anonymouspotato_ February 17, 2017
Get the Friend Potatomug. Someone who is so emotionally hurt, or depressed that they just want to crawl into their bed and cry until they're sick.
A person who is so upset that they are abnormally quiet, unenthusiastic, lifeless, and give off the characteristics of a potato.
Being in the mindset that everything would be better off if you were a potato and had no worries, that life was easy and carefree; someone who is tired of being themselves or living their own life
A person who is so upset that they are abnormally quiet, unenthusiastic, lifeless, and give off the characteristics of a potato.
Being in the mindset that everything would be better off if you were a potato and had no worries, that life was easy and carefree; someone who is tired of being themselves or living their own life
"Hey did you hear about Morgan?"
"No, what happened?"
"She turned into an emotional potato after the break up."
"Aw, that really sucks. She used to be so happy and funny.."
"No, what happened?"
"She turned into an emotional potato after the break up."
"Aw, that really sucks. She used to be so happy and funny.."
by JewsJustCantDance January 7, 2012
Get the Emotional Potatomug. A lazy or boring friend, co-worker, or family member that doesn’t show interest in anything... ever.
by SkunkyTwoShoes February 7, 2018
Get the Lame Potatomug.