Pontanism

The philosophy developed by the Byzantine philosopher Pontus after he published his thesis in the year 540 of the Second Age. It outlines highly anti alcoholic views and states that a state of drunkenness can be reached by evoking the Holy Spirit and certain Byzantine music. Although popular among the Byzantines in Popa and the surrounding area, it quickly gained opposition, with many factions claiming it's views were superstitious. It's wholescale rejection at the Council of Caldicka weakened the movement in 543, but influential nobles like Seraphina maintained its charisma, and from 545 it began to revive.

"Who is that in the lower bay?"
"That's Maglor, he's a follower of Pontanism, that's why he's been called to give his view."
"Pontanism is far too negative about alcohol , and in doing so they commit heresy against the Holy Spirit."

by Theelfobe February 1, 2022

Pontooning

The act of motorboating a flat-chested woman with C-cup or smaller breasts.

I went to motorboat that bae but turned out she was wearing a padded bra, so when I got down in there, it was more like pontooning.

by cheergirl420 April 1, 2022

Pontius Pilate

some bible guy i think

1:"who is Pontius Pilate?"
2:"who?"

by ilikeppandboobs April 6, 2022

Pontus

A stinky gas pouch

Yuck, that bitch over there smells like a 'Pontus'

by Comically Large Racist April 8, 2022

pontanilla

A pontanilla is a surname of a goddamned girl who really hates his father because of being a whore.

Pontanilla you are just like your dad, how cruel!

by ellyfont April 20, 2022

Pontrious

Weird

The boy was pontrious

by Plop guy May 15, 2022

pontius

someone that comes from the pontus region in greece

slang for dumb or stupid

*two people on facetime*
person 1: bruh i cant find my phonem
person 2: you’re pontius you’re literally holding it

by your.average.dabi.simp May 29, 2022