Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.

Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!

by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014

african snow plow

When you're fucking a African American and you proceed to stick four pounds of cocaine in their ass then you motorboat their asshole

I got with this girl last night and she randomly gave me an African snow plow and my asshole is more streched than jared from subway

by Lil j Coco Puffs March 1, 2018

Snow Plow

The more 90s, more Canadian version of the Rick Roll involving the 1992 song "Informer" by lily-white reggae fusion/hip-hop artist Snow.

I suddenly thought I might be getting Rick Roll'd when I clicked that article my friend sent, but instead the bastard Snow Plow'd me.

by VerberOfNouns December 8, 2015

snow plowed

To get plowed or drunk when it is snowing out.

Student 1: Dude tomorrows classes are cancelled.

Student 2: YES! Lets get snow plowed tonight

by UconnHusky69 May 25, 2012

plowing new ground

the event or action of taking one's virginity.cherry

"Damn, that boy don't know he's plowing new ground with that high school girly?"

by rpatel36 April 7, 2004

plow/plough a trout

Plow in this case being a verb meaning defecate and trout being representative of human excrement.

This is gonna suck, I haven't plowed a trout in a week.
I ate Thai food last night and this morning it felt like my trout had spines.
This pond is for release only. All trout catchers will be shunned.
I need to plow/plough a trout.

by flandep July 3, 2010

Cleaning the plow

When this old lady at midnight mass on Christmas implies that you are going to have sex with your brother later tonight because you were holding hands during the our father.

Who is cleaning the plow tonight, you or him?

by Kyle Boedeker December 28, 2008