parkour

The art of jumping on and over things like a complete badass.

Holy shit man that guy must be some kind of magical parkour master!

by Random black guy 420 May 28, 2014

Ice Cream Parlor

when you have a row of girls on their knees taking money shots add a cherry on their forhead afterwards

so for 45 minutes my room was an ice cream parlor as i blew my load over 5 chicks faces then i topped them off with cramel and cherries

by The Franchise : ) Have a nice day March 4, 2003

pardon my german

Pardon my German, a.k.a. "begnadigen Sie mein Deutsches" is a phrase jokingly used to excuse farting or burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my French, which is used to excuse one's profane language.

Job Interviewer: Well, that's all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?

Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*

Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*

Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.

by Codpiece Clown December 22, 2007

Parkour

The reason why we should really watch the new generation.

In parkour, instead of sitting down you can do a back flip hip turn and then sit down. Parkour is just another things emos do to attention seek. Next time you're in town, look for the retard climbing a bin.

You'll think this is shit, but think about this question.

Do you really want a fat emo running and doing backflips on your car bonnet?

Emo 1; Did you see dat? I did sum sik parkour tripl backflipz
Emo 2; KWL.

by Floorbuster February 7, 2007

parko

an addiction to plastic surgery, onset is very early in ones teenage years.

I hope when I move to LA i don't get a parko

by kaz & joxter October 11, 2009

PARKSON

PARKSON is a damn sexy boyy . he looks like a complete woman wearing a wig. Parkson to be precise is a part of the sex-changing project in the 1900s. he gets bullied occasionally because of his strange appearance. he wears glasses and is a student from HK.

stop playing with barbies Marcus u PARKSON

by lolalhlnlalfltlalslplilaln November 20, 2019

brady parsons

Fat and slow needs to go on a diet because he can’t even skate

Brady’s Parsons a fuck

Jeez Brady Parsons you’re fat and slow

by Brthrjrjrb July 29, 2019