The ACTUALLY HAPPENED Paradox

the ACTUALLY HAPPENED youtube channel didn’t actually happen and the removal of it did actually happen but what did and what did not actually happen and was it all planned, setting you in a loop, thus the paradox

Some Person: wait the ACTUALLY HAPPENED channel was removed and that actually happened. wait so did it actually happen?

other guy: yes, that did happen but it didn’t exist so it’s The ACTUALLY HAPPENED Paradox.

Some Person: ???

by JustMilk June 12, 2020

Schrödinger's Cat Paradox

1. (n.) A paradox created by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger which outlines a situation in which a cat in a box, must be for all intents and purposes be simultaneously both dead and alive at the same time. This tests the theory of quantum mechanics by pouring in lethal radiation with the cat. Who knows if it's dead?
2. (n.) A justification for killing cats

The physics teacher tested quantum mechanics and the theory of probability by using the Schrödinger's Cat Paradox.

by DCCXIV January 3, 2016

the broken car paradox

The broken car paradox is a metaphor for how one hundred percent of relationships end with either a break up or someone dying which leads some so ask "Why even get into a relationship? " the same philosophical idea can be applied to buying a new car. "Why even buy a car if it'll one day fall apart and end up in a junk yard?"

It doesn't matter if I say yes or no to her because of the broken car paradox.

by New_edge2002 September 5, 2022

Blinkered vision paradox

Someone who doesn't like unrealistic games and films unless they do.

He won't watch Godzilla because it lacks realism, but one of his favourite films is doctor strange. He's obviously got blinkered vision paradox

by Therealgeekatron June 15, 2019

baby bear paradox

whenever a world, phrase or symbol describes itself perfectly baby bear just right

The name for the baby bear paradox is so baby bear (just right) in that it describes itself.

by Benwashere October 9, 2016

Furry Wealth Paradox

A paradox that questions why furries have so much money despite being terminally online or working low paying jobs.

Person 1: Dude look I drew a fox
Person 2: You're gonna fall victim to the Furry Wealth Paradox aren't you

by nothingneko February 1, 2023

Mia Khalifa's Paradox

The quasi-scientific phenomena where brown (Muslim, Middle Eastern, South Asian/Asian Indian and occasionally Latina) girls without glasses look nothing alike/ extremely dissimilar yet the same brown girls when using glasses will look extremely similar/almost identical

"Yo bro, that indian girl with glasses in math class looks like mia Khalifa "
"No duh it's called Mia Khalifa's Paradox- brown girls with glasses look similiar to eachother and without glases look different "

by TheScientist420 February 24, 2023