Slang for a vaginal creampie. Most commonly used in the western mountains of North Carolina, when refering to eating the creampie.
I ate a mess of purtin gravy last night. says Floyd
I can still smell it on yer breath. replied Bill
I can still smell it on yer breath. replied Bill
by 4576185843 February 19, 2006
Get the purtin gravy mug.Some really overrated actor who is best known for his work as Edward Cullen in the film Twishi-uh I mean Twilight....
He is known to people (when I say people, I mean fangirls and tabloids) sometimes as R-Pattz.
He actually first made his big debut playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and I have to say he was actually good then (this was BEFORE the twilight fangirls and Kristen Stewart came.)
There are some aspects of him which I do like, however, in that he starred in harry potter and (surprisingly) he hates twilight!!
Fangirls absolutely adore him and think he is the fittest man on earth and that he is going to be their husband- no chance there! Those people are idiots. If they are your friends, for the love of God, please stick a Harry Potter book under their nose and force them to watch the Harry Potter films over and over again, this'll show them some sense.
He is known to people (when I say people, I mean fangirls and tabloids) sometimes as R-Pattz.
He actually first made his big debut playing Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and I have to say he was actually good then (this was BEFORE the twilight fangirls and Kristen Stewart came.)
There are some aspects of him which I do like, however, in that he starred in harry potter and (surprisingly) he hates twilight!!
Fangirls absolutely adore him and think he is the fittest man on earth and that he is going to be their husband- no chance there! Those people are idiots. If they are your friends, for the love of God, please stick a Harry Potter book under their nose and force them to watch the Harry Potter films over and over again, this'll show them some sense.
Person 1: Oh Ma gawd Edward Cullen is FIT!
Person 2: You mean Cedric Diggory?
Person 1: NAOOOO EDWARD CULLEENNNNNN! HE'S GUNNA BE MA HUBBY INNIT?!
(Person 2 shows GOF to Person 1)
Person 1: Wow, I must say, Robert Pattinson is more appealing in the Goblet of Fire than in the Twilight saga. Cedric Diggory is a much braver character than Robert Pattinson's other alter-ego, Edward Cullen.
Person 2: You mean Cedric Diggory?
Person 1: NAOOOO EDWARD CULLEENNNNNN! HE'S GUNNA BE MA HUBBY INNIT?!
(Person 2 shows GOF to Person 1)
Person 1: Wow, I must say, Robert Pattinson is more appealing in the Goblet of Fire than in the Twilight saga. Cedric Diggory is a much braver character than Robert Pattinson's other alter-ego, Edward Cullen.
by blahblahblahblah56 August 21, 2011
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He was fairly good as Cedric in Harry Potter, but rather creepy and ugly as Edward in Twilight.
He was fairly good as Cedric in Harry Potter, but rather creepy and ugly as Edward in Twilight.
girl: Robert Pattinson is sooooooooooooo hot! omg omg!
boy: Robert Pattinson is the mopst horrible fagot I have ever seen!he ruined my entire life!
me: get a life both of u
boy: Robert Pattinson is the mopst horrible fagot I have ever seen!he ruined my entire life!
me: get a life both of u
by iamthe walrus12345 January 25, 2010
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the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..
the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..
by markus2 kaufmannnnnn December 24, 2005
Get the muff punting mug.Girl 1: OMG who's that guy?
Girl 2: Which one?
Girl 1: The one with the bad tan and bad body
Girl 2: Oh that's Robert Pattinson he makes a horrible Edward Cullen. You know the guy who plays Stephan Salvatore in the Vampire Diaries?
Girl 1: yeah what about him?
Girl 2: he would have made such a better edward
Girl 2: Which one?
Girl 1: The one with the bad tan and bad body
Girl 2: Oh that's Robert Pattinson he makes a horrible Edward Cullen. You know the guy who plays Stephan Salvatore in the Vampire Diaries?
Girl 1: yeah what about him?
Girl 2: he would have made such a better edward
by Edward Hater December 31, 2009
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Jane as mother had a day of "putting out fires", as she resolved minor crisis' for different members of her family. Finding her son Tommy's lost pet bunny, salvaging daughter Katie's science project after it fell off the table and broke, picking-up hubby's dry cleaning and various other little dramas strewn in her path.
by Zeddie April 6, 2010
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by twilight? December 14, 2009
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