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no wood on our wood

If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.
Male Rando: Can I get up there?

Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.
by Procurer of Potatoes April 3, 2023
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Odd Is on Our Side

the second graphic novel featuring Dean Koontz's character Odd Thomas. It was released in October 2010.
Odd Is on Our Side title listing at the Internet Speculative Fiction Database
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
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Dancing With Our Hands Tied

It is known as Austin Swift's favorite song off "reputation" but Vinchery is a #1 fan of this song. Don't argue
Random Person: Hey! Dancing With Our Hands Tied is my favorite song of reputation!

Vinchery: Not today khia
by StupidJulian October 22, 2023
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seven crappy hours of our life

Person 1) Isn't school a fucking pain in the ass?
Person 2) You know what it IS?
Person 1) What?
Person 2) Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life.
Person 1) Blud you speaking fax 🗣
by AverageAvgeek January 2, 2024
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This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.

This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",

as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"

and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."
Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."

Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"

Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"

Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"
by coeryxtynt September 6, 2024
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Why did you search this it is not even a word
The thing that Urban Dictionary says when it's dumb
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by TheArchNoob March 8, 2025
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