optional

Fuck OWL!

At Vanderbilt, optional means NOT OPTIONAL and not optional means NOT OPTIONAL (aka required).

1) Check your OWL grade because you just got screwed because you didn't do the OPTIONALS!

by Chemisty's bitch (beau-neur) December 12, 2004

The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse

Occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Spoken-for boyfriend: Hey slut, want to engage in The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse?

Random Slut: What is that?

Spoken-for boyfriend: Well, slut, it occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Random slut: Oh my! Why yes, I would like to perform an AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse!

by JackHenryHofstra January 1, 2011

you've got 2 options

An expression basically meant to tell someone to shut up. Actually means that the listener has 2 options: Shut the hell up or suck on your genitalia.

person A: fuck your couch, nigger
person B: You've got 2 options.

by Jonny Jewsalot March 7, 2004

Optionality

Noun - having more than one good solution for a complex challenge

We can't put all of our eggs in one basket. We need optionality here.

by Curious1969 October 27, 2009

shirts optional

A place where a shirt is not required, and often usually preferred off. In such an environment one often tells females of the rule, hoping but usually to no avail to see a nice pair of moon balloons.

Wow those guys at 120 Cityside sure do promote the shirts optional rule.

Tom Doran does enjoy to use the rule of shirts optional.

by GriffeyJR June 4, 2009

optimist

Someone who lacks rational thinking or the understanding of Occam's Razor.

-Hey, check it out. Bob's mom just died, and he's confident she went to heaven.
-Nah, he's just an optimist.

by TheShameless May 29, 2009

search engine optomization

If you are putting links within search engines,that goes by reviews of blogs or internet posts;if its the case that when you click the link in google ectera,that afther you click the link then it goes to the post or blog ect.(this meaning that you can read the blog that was posted,or the info post,without clicking another link afther the link in the search engine,
before you review the post.This will not count reviews of how many peopled viewed the post threw where ever the main link was at when the post was posted.Even though they have services in general that moniter serch engine links;by google ect.
like atwatch.com and internet seer monitoring.com.....

search engine optomization
this is an actual list of regardless devon victorys post review [e-mail] by main links with out counting the reviews by search engine links..

talk show------------reviews
Jerry Springer 67
american idol 36
jay leno 64
david letterman 64
conan obrian 62
jimmel kimmel 60
craig ferguson 61
the view 83
ellen 74
tyra banks 75
martha stewert 65
keith ablow 64
oprah winfrey 85
phill mcgee 45
carson daly 65
jon stewrt 48
megan molly 69
rosie o donnel 55
dr laura 46
tv talk shows 45
today show 59
early show 60

The average years it takes estimated on all post posted @ tv talk show .com to get too 2000 reviews is about one year or one year in a halph...these reviews i have just showed you are reviews of about three months...

by regardless devon victory June 30, 2008