larret rag

Rag used to clean up the end product of male masturbation on a repet basis without the need to wash or dispose of. Usualy and old towl or t-shirt!

"Fuck man my mum washed my larret rag, ther was at least 9 months of jizz on it.... it was like my best friend!"

by J. Schmidt August 22, 2007

dick rag

An object which receives your massive, hot load of cum. The following are examples of such objects; a rag, t-shirt, paper towel, or really sluty girls face.

Merry is such a prude bitch! I can never cum in her mouth, she always makes me shoot into my dick rag.

by textfile232 January 02, 2006

mung rag

The stiff and unwashed towel in the corner or under the bed that one keeps hidden from guests. It is used to wipe up the ejaculate after rubbing one out in the privacy of your bedroom. It is often left out for months on end.

After I logged off of thehun, I cleaned up with my mung rag, dropped it behind the bed and decided to get ready for work.

by BunEsabos September 03, 2006

Rag

A sexual act that people want to perform when they see a 'raggable' object or person.

'Dude, you see that car?, I'd so RAG that.'

by Someone who'd get ragged. February 07, 2010

Cunt Rag

A particually scummy person, either in looks or personality.

You are such a cunt rag!

by Pink Lady February 17, 2006

ass rag

A wad of toilet paper used when you have swamp ass to prevent skid marks from ruining your underwear.

Did you see the skid marks on Stu's tighty whities? He should have used an ass rag.

by DanburyCraig October 02, 2006

spunk rag

An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.

I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam

by mr smith March 08, 2005