Ass-ton

2000 assloads

Just because you were at Costco doesn’t mean we need a fukin ass-ton of toothpicks. These toothpicks will outlast me you stupid fuck-ass. Ass-fuck. You think I work all week for some muthafukin toothpicks?

by Weinsist June 29, 2018

A Ton

When you suddenly leave work without reason and no one notices for two hours

Employer:"Where is the new guy we hired?"
Employee: "he pulled a Ton"

by elle kae September 11, 2020

A-Ton

A-Ton: is a term used by 187 and murderedout empire to describe a buster who thinks his gangster but overall cant shoot straight! Or even know how to use. A glock 19x air gun. Other meaning his weak af

Yo dog did you see that A-Ton last nite his weak af yo 100%

by August 08, 2021

A ton

Basically 27 (26)

TM: What was the final count?
Box Office Manager: We sold a ton at the door!

by MusicIntern December 03, 2023

boob ton

A whole bunch of shit. Except in Asian countries

Got a boob ton of shit at cash n carry, the discounts are real.

by Ross danish February 25, 2016

Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load

The Captain has a fuck ton of hoodies.

by Denise.Jean17 February 28, 2024

Fuck ton

Exactly 10 shitloads or two complete fuckloads

Man, we laid a fuck ton of bricks today...we've still got a couple of shitloads to lay tomorrow and we'll be done with that job!

by Dcor388 August 04, 2021