shit ton

n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds

I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.

by PuffTheHoneyBadger December 5, 2020

Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load

The Captain has a fuck ton of hoodies.

by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024

shit ton

a whole lot of it!

There were a shit ton of people at the rally downtown today!

by 3episodesofLITB February 19, 2017

dirty ton ton

a dirty ton ton is someone who does nasty things with plus sized people

did you see the girls mitchell has been with lately hes a dirty ton ton

by thedirtydog December 1, 2022

elephant dumptruck shit ton

That's like a lot.

To tell someone, "I love you an elephant dumptruck shit ton." Response: "That's like a lot."

by ColoBrooke September 24, 2016

Shit-ton

The amount of a substance in pounds that can fit in a 30 square foot space as figured from the density of 2,000lbs of fecal matter.

2,250lbs is a shit-ton of LSD.

by Z28boi May 30, 2018

wack-a-ton

A wacking off marathon.

I’m about to have a crazy wack-a-ton

by Thee droglyr consumptioner January 17, 2024