A Valentine’s Day word to spread love all across the world towards people who might feel sad or unloved.
Rose: “Amy was pretzeled the other day!”
Ben: “Pretzeled? What’s that?”
Rose: “It’s when you send love to someone for Valentine’s Day, so no one feels lonely”
Ben: “Pretzeled? What’s that?”
Rose: “It’s when you send love to someone for Valentine’s Day, so no one feels lonely”
by Heartpretzel February 14, 2023
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Get the philly pretzel mug.An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
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sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised
sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised
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Get the Pretzel Smoothie mug.When having sex and your man bends yr leg up to far and you say not a pretzel and he pushes your leg up farther
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