A person that downright frustrates/vexes you. Can be due to their ineptitude, over-enthusiasm, egotism, or any other generally exasperating characteristic behaviour.
Janice: Here comes Matt. What magnificently exaggerated story has he got for us today then, I wonder? Maybe the one about the time the tiger ripped his arm half off and him still using it to call the ambulance. I love that one!
Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"
Gregory: What a nob gollip... "Hi Matt!"
by Elephant Mittens October 26, 2007
Get the nob gollipmug. Man, I was so embarrassed. I knew nothing about the topic being discussed but blurted out a word that I thought might make me look better. All I did was act like a nob whistle.
by Benson Hedges February 6, 2023
Get the Nob Whistlemug. ÅMAYGAD, u souch a nob
by lalala12344 November 20, 2018
Get the Nobmug. A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason
by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017
Get the nob kebabmug. 
by Simon Taylor December 1, 2015
Get the Nobmug.