Nob

A nob or a.k.a nigga on a budget .

I am unable to go out this weekend due to the fact of me being a nob.

by Simon Taylor December 1, 2015

Dorf-nob

A strange eccentric individual who often wears butterfly glasses and often with a limp dick for a brain who always thinks he or she is quite right in the head.

An average librarian or an eccentric barrister being a right dorf-nob in his or her job.

by Jake Tankard August 1, 2008

Nob gobbler

Gitting your dick sucked so good it turns into a nob

Tammy sucked tim's dick so good shes a nob gobbler

by Your mim October 21, 2018

Nob Niff

An excessive build up of smelly, mouldy and rotten nob cheese. A term used for stilton dick or cheesey cock syndrome.

Hey girls, who likes the smell of a nice, extra mature bit of nob niff? The doctor has advised that you have a servere case of nob niff. Hey honey, drop your smelly scuds, i want to give you a nicy tasty portion of my 10 year matuee mature nob cheese, what's the going ae

by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024

nob wash

an insult used when in a phat stress...

"you actual nob wash! what do u thing ure doin, gay hair!."

by TOM.L!!!... July 19, 2006

nob

when someone lacks experience in a certain sector of life

Abbey: *loses game*
Sofia and Sarah: Omg Abbey, you are such a nob!!

by sarahjennifert October 29, 2020

Nob jockey

Derogatory term for Somone who constantly wants dick

Heather, oh yeah she is a complete nob jockey

by Jake p the snake May 14, 2017