by PH-1 May 2, 2019
Get the Best matesmug. by lenaaaaa November 18, 2019
Get the Zwack Matemug. 1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.
2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.
2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.
by Surak July 31, 2007
Get the Douche Matemug. A jerk-mate is a masturbation buddy who often gets together with another guy to jack off together or jack each other off. May progress to sucking dick or fucking ass after their first cumgasm.
by USAF Cadet June 18, 2021
Get the jerk-matemug. Joey : "Hey mom Im having Kyle round for dinner"
Mom : "The brownhaired 20 year old amateur league footballer?"
Joey : "urrr yeah"
Mom : "waaaaaa mate"
Mom : "The brownhaired 20 year old amateur league footballer?"
Joey : "urrr yeah"
Mom : "waaaaaa mate"
by Madsm8 May 25, 2005
Get the waa matemug. A phrase that you absolutely do not want thrown around when you're in a long distance relationship, planning to break up with your girlfriend. Just the imagery of the word popping up in a text message or on paper makes you cringe, because it spawns the idea of spending the rest of your life passively unhappy, unwilling to admit to her that you're not happy because you're afraid of hurting her feelings. Though, you don't know why that's much of a factor in the situation, because you've dumped her four times before, but she always manages to creep back into your life. Time after time, after time.
by John Motherlicking Candy December 13, 2012
Get the Soul Matemug. A combination of the words climate and primate to signify the primitive (primate like) views of the world climate situation. Instead of thinking for themselves, doing research or even investigating both sides of the story, these Cli-mates follow the new religion of environmentalism blindly based on falsified data from Climategate. Sadly, you cannot debate with Cli-mates about the issue despite various climate experts testifying that there is no “global warming”.
Jimmy - "Did you see that news story about how the scientists falsified data about global warming?" Timmy - "Yes, they are now calling it Climategate. It is a big conspiracy it seems. They are trying to create the biggest tax increase ever based on something that doesn't exist." Jimmy - "It is funny though how no U.S. media source is covering this. I only found it from a UK article online so all of the primitive minded people in US will still blindly follow the religion of environmentalism." Timmy - "Yep, those cli-mates will never change their views not matter what evidence is presented to them."
by archyis December 23, 2009
Get the Cli-matemug.