Tainty Nine 

Tainty Nine is a wonderful thing. It is life changing. Tainty Nine is a similar to 69, except for one key thing; you pay extra special attention to the licking, nibbling and biting of the Taint. You orally pleasure the Taint. You love the Taint with your mouth, tongue and teeth.

Last night for example, my lover and I were in the 69 position, but instead of just licking for sweet delicious vagina, I nibbled, licked and suckled her Taint. The Taint is best described as this: It "taint" quite her vagina, and "taint" quite her butt hole. It's the meat in between.

"Baby, I'm bored with 69, tonight can we Tainty Nine?"

Tainty Nine by Eugene Collins October 13, 2008

The nine 

A low income slang reference to a semi-automatic pistol chambered in nine millimeter bullets capable of pricing level 2 armor. The slang originates in low-income neighborhoods or ghettos around the US in cities such as Edina, Chicago, New York, Worchester and others. It is called this because there is often violence within these neighborhoods especially gun violence with the most common weapon being the nine millimeter semi-automatic pistol.

"Calm down Jamal, don't pull out "The Nine"

"Rocko says he got a Nine"

The nine by BigBallsHentai89 December 8, 2020

Playing The back nine

The act of engaging, after a solid regimen of vaginal sex, in the act of anal sex; also known as sodomy. One can also hop onto the back nine right away if possible. This phrase is a simile derived from the game of golf when one plays the last nine holes on an 18 hole golf course.

Me and my girlfriend were having great sex last night when all of a sudden we tried to switch it up and ended up "playing the back nine" wink* wink*.

Playing The back nine by TigersWood April 24, 2011

Alice Nine 

A visual/kei Jrock band, a part of the PSC.

Alice nine was founded by Nao, the drummer in 2004. Shou is the lead vocalist, Tora is on guitar, and so is Hiroto. Saga is on bass. They star in many smutty Yaoi blogs, and most fans spend 15-20 hours a day writing and reading said yaoi.

A fangirl/boy? on alice nine:
OMGF NAO IS SO CUTEEEEE! I WANT A NAO HUG NAO!

LETS GET SOME SHOUES! LOLZ!

Alice Nine by andrew-kun (but shes a girl!) December 20, 2008

client number nine 

1) Former NY governor Elliot Spitzer, who was given this designation by a call girl ring to protect his identity.
2)What one pitcher calls the opposing pitcher in the National League when he homers off of him. Cause he's his bitch.
3)A John who can manage to move his bowels 4 1/2 times during a single session with a prostitute.

1) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and wear make him wear a rubber helmet.
Hillary (not her real name)- Good thing you're not running the witness protection program.
Madam- Shut your pie hole, and get on your back!
2) In 2001, Mike Hampton was client #9 to seven hurlers, but he was playing in Colorado, where I think prostitution is legal.
3) Madam- Take client number nine tonight, and bring some baby-wipes.
Hillary- **GROAN***

client number nine by wisk March 13, 2008

Love Potion Number Nine 

Can only be found in good music.

"Bottoms up, sunshine; Love Potion Number Nine!" -Camp Lo

"She said, now What you need is Love Potion Number Nine" - Clovers

Love Potion Number Nine by Malikii March 12, 2011

cloud nine 

and cloud 9

a state of total euphoria (See also on cloud nine.)

After winning the lottery, he was on cloud nine.

cloud nine by Light Joker May 24, 2005