Neil

A nice guy who loves a good joke, isn't disrespectful to others, hates bad words, and has millions of friends. Traditionally an actor/writer/dreamer with brownish red hair. Fun to be around, sometimes annoying but often quite awesome. Trust worthy but can't keep a secret.

Neil is awesome, I can trust him with anything and I would hate to lose our friendship!

by JuicyMcJuice September 23, 2011

Neil Diamond

NOUN. A middle-aged balding man wearing his shirt unbuttoned or wearing trendy clothes for younger men gyrating in nightclubs and generallly pretending (to himself) that he is still young and virile; middle-aged man trying to be sexy and hitting on women half his age because he thinks he's still very hot, middle-aged man often wealthy and recently divorced or seperated from his wife trying to get a hot young thing.

Ugh!! There were so many Neil Diamonds last night at that club...all flashing their american express cards and trying to dance!

by Banditqueen December 22, 2009

o'neill

n. a stealth bogey that can appear on the top lip of an unwitting person, often leading to embarrassing situations

also

v. to be o'neilled, the act of having an o'neill (see above) on one's top lip

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*girl offers guy a tissue*

guy: "wtf was that about?"

guy's mates: "you've been o'neilled."

by bentley92 January 11, 2010

Neil Young

Neil Young is a rock 'n' roll relic for this and every other generation.

Neil Kicks ASS, and on the 8th day GOD created neil young's guitar solos.

by Zachary (Flyface) Earle August 20, 2005

Angry Nello

This involves first removing your chosen victim to the bathroom, when pumping her you lightly tap her head off the bath until her nose bleeds. Then when she gets up to wash her face in the sink you pump her from behind.

When you have finished walk out and into your room and act like nothing has happened. When she joins you, ask her to leave - You dont have to be polite about this. You do however, turn into a gentleman again as soon as she leaves

Named after the first person to carry out such a deviant act. This term can be used to describe anyone that carrys out any such intollerable acts (especially whilst drunk)

I angry nello'ed that bird good and proper last night. I think she is still crying.

by Twizzler dude October 11, 2006

Neil

Usually smokes weed out girls asses

Neil ate the weed out the ass

by Hehdhsa April 19, 2021

Neilston

A really dull boring place situated on the outskirts of glasgow next to Barrhead. Often referred to as "Nulstonia". Locals are reffered to as "cave men" due to their primitive lifestyle. Hunting regularly occurs and the main religion is Hinduism. Locals (cavemen) can be found hunting in "the bovis" or chanting in "kingston playing fields". Local dishes include mammoth, sabretooth tiger, Barrhead folk.

"Wanna go up to Neilstonia?"

"No, I don't have my passport with me!"

"Bummer"

by Franky Bhoy April 22, 2006