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We need to talk.

If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."
"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.
by Masterchief2653 April 1, 2015
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We need to talk...

The person who sent/told you this is probably going to break up with you. Don’t take it personal, they just don’t want to be with you. 💔
Boy 1: We need to talk...
Girl 1: NO! *runs away*
by DreamAboutAnything January 31, 2020
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Need For Speed carbon

Bangin' music! And some cars and canyons and shit, THE VIDEO GAME
Me: godDAMN! The music is amazing
My friend: chill dude, you've been talking about how good the music in Need For Speed carbon is for five hours, sheesh!
Me again: but it is so good man! The fact they made dynamic strings like that in 2006 is fucking amazing!
My friend, tired and wanting to sleep: whatever, just wear headphones or something.
by NCR Ranger April 28, 2021
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Baby needs a Benadryl

Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.
by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021
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i need u

a fire ass song from ken carson

"yo have you heard ken's new song?''

"i need u?''

"yessir"
by fucked ya bitch February 25, 2023
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needs a date with a razor

A guy in need of a shave real bad!
He sure looks like he needs a date with a razor!

A guy who hasn't shaved for awhile
by Gamcocklady March 31, 2014
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Blake Everyone needs

A very smart and kind person who can be shy at times. But opens up a bit when you have one on one conversations. Trustworthy and supportive no matter what. Always has your back and is not afraid to tell you the truth of what you're really thinking. Loves owls, riding his bike in the rain and being around his friends. Has insecurities but is still only human. He is respectful, kind, and caring. Somewhat sporty with good sportsmanship. Must realize that it is ok to let his guard down and relax a bit. Must learn to take his own advice sometimes too. Has a good sense of humour and never offends anyone intentionally. Good to talk to late at night when you can't sleep. He listens even if it is something small that is bothering you. Can be sensitive but strong too. He is someone you want in your life for a shoulder to cry on to someone who can say something to make your day better.
Someone: Who's Blake?
Me: A friend that everyone needs. A Blake Everyone needs.
by DarkDaydream March 21, 2021
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