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Moustache Gash

When a badly grown moustache simply makes you look like a cunt.
found commonly on men but can effect women too.
Me: Hey Derek, have you seen Dave lately?
Derek: Yeah hes acquired a moustache gash

Me: i know he looks like a right {cunt}
Derek: What a cunt!
by magicrob69 July 2, 2016
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Mustachtrophe

An event causing great and often sudden damage or suffering to the stache!
Watch the lighter homie, we almost had a mustachtrophe!
by cason72 March 29, 2017
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spite moustache

A moustache grown shortly after a break-up, inspired by the wearer's certainty his ex would have hated it.
Armando grew a spite moustache, even though he didn't want one, because he felt like he finally could after his breakup.
by Morgan Arrija June 11, 2011
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ass moustache

The clumped formation a man's gooch hair takes in humid or moist conditions.
"Crikey, that was one tough game of squash Henry, I bet you can't wait to see my ass moustache in the changing room!"

"I love just standing in the shower, daydreaming and giving my ass moustache a twiddle"

"That bhuna is not agreeing with me. I think I'm going to have to rinse my ass moustache of it in a few hours"
by mrtom1 January 9, 2012
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Hitlers moustache

A powerful piece of facial hair that will capture an audience and force them to vote for you in an election
If trump had a hitlers moustache he would destroy Hillary in this election
by Nathanbae and Harambae August 30, 2016
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Charlie Chaplin's Moustache

Similar to Hitler's Mustache except his is older and cooler.
Bob: Do you see that guy with the Hitler Moustache?
Terry: Hitler Moustache? That's more like Charlie Chaplin's Moustache.
by DatMAN August 4, 2016
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Pubic hair moustache

1)That gross thin, patchy moustache white-trashy folk get when they are in the pre-FBY(Full Blown Yokel) stages. Often accompanied by a rat tail and/or a shaved head.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.
partygo-er 1: Dude, he looks like a young Steve The Cable Guy with that pubic hair moustache!

Dude 1: He does!

Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)
by Zap! Dizgopfski July 29, 2008
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