YA MUM

the worst thing to say in the entire universe

WoodMorning7: ya mum
Pumppartymac: PRISON

by hybrid_eeee May 8, 2021

swifts mum

a person kai deeply is in love with <333

kai : sorry i was with swifts mum

swift : i heard…
kai : >:)

by kaisshit November 16, 2021

peters mum

peters mum, its just peters mum

wow look at peters mum, real specimen

by the one the only jeol February 1, 2021

ur mum

the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.

jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-

by Yo_mamaOffical June 3, 2022

Haleems mum

Haleems mum is the pengest munch

Haleems mum is the pengest munch

by TodezPlayz September 11, 2020

Mom or mum

The one woman /girl /lady / best friend any daughter should have . Will not cause heart break and is there for you .

I wish my mom or mum

never left me

by L.a.r.a May 25, 2018

Kieron’s Mum

A lovely lady. Also bangs like a shithouse door in a gale. Well known to burger kings and queens.

Man, I was hanging out of Kieron’s Mum last night when I got all my loot mooched.

by Kieronsmumsflaps January 31, 2023