Andrea(mum)

Andrea is my mum she's the best she's caring,loving and she'll always put others before herself I love my mum and I might not show it mum but I love you

Andrea(mum).oh she's my mum she's my world

by Dyl.ross8420 September 23, 2020

Ur mum

Your mum

Your mother the person who gave birth to you

10 year old kid: DUDE I FUCKED UR MUM LAST NIGHT IT WAS AWESOME

by I_d_f_k_b_t_c April 6, 2023

Haleems mum

Haleems mum is the pengest munch

Haleems mum is the pengest munch

by TodezPlayz September 11, 2020

Mom or mum

The one woman /girl /lady / best friend any daughter should have . Will not cause heart break and is there for you .

I wish my mom or mum

never left me

by L.a.r.a May 25, 2018

Kieron’s Mum

A lovely lady. Also bangs like a shithouse door in a gale. Well known to burger kings and queens.

Man, I was hanging out of Kieron’s Mum last night when I got all my loot mooched.

by Kieronsmumsflaps January 31, 2023

Ur mum

Ur mum is the absolute best, original, wittiest, and well thought out insult known to man.

Guy 1- Stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar

Guy 2- I'm doing ur mum

by Lil faggoty fag June 10, 2022

mum died

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.

Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*

by Shut up blud November 7, 2019