a female that has short nappy hair and for some strange reason puts in a weave to create a dirty mullet which is left on for days without showering.
by VNB March 23, 2005
by Jojotdfb September 27, 2007
A.C. Slater's perm mullet was scary.
by Kevin July 26, 2004
When a guy with a mullet ponders or considers a decision at great length such as whether to buy Keystone beer or Iron City beer.
by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011
A late night, usually drunken, rendezvous with your rural neighbor for the purpose of obtaining sex.
by Deryl B. Derdy January 24, 2003
Hairstyle of the business world. Not exaclty like the regular mullet. Not as long as the redneck mullet, it is properly combed and medium long.
by waka jawaka December 28, 2009
(noun) Goth haircut where the bangs are sheared to a razor straight line with the rest of the hair long - usually black, very black. Forehead depth of line is variable, and often extreme.
The vampire mullet is also worn in increasingly, and frighteningly, large numbers by Fat-a-Billies (female rock-a-billies).
The vampire mullet is also worn in increasingly, and frighteningly, large numbers by Fat-a-Billies (female rock-a-billies).
by seahowl September 15, 2006