Dirty Mullet

a female that has short nappy hair and for some strange reason puts in a weave to create a dirty mullet which is left on for days without showering.

"Wow, look at that girl over there with the Dirty Mullet, she had short hair last night."

by VNB March 22, 2005

faux mullet

A hair style that combines both the faux hawk and a mullet.

Bill is such a douche. You can tell by the faux mullet that he has.

by Jojotdfb October 11, 2007

perm mullet

A mullet that has been permed. See A.C. Slater and Mike Seaver.

A.C. Slater's perm mullet was scary.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

mullet over

When a guy with a mullet ponders or considers a decision at great length such as whether to buy Keystone beer or Iron City beer.

You want to go to the tough man contest at the armory?
Let me mullet over and I'll let you know.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

mullet-call

A late night, usually drunken, rendezvous with your rural neighbor for the purpose of obtaining sex.

I got so randy after we left the bar, I had to give Deryl a mullet-call as soon as I got home.

by Deryl B. Derdy January 23, 2003

vampire mullet

(noun) Goth haircut where the bangs are sheared to a razor straight line with the rest of the hair long - usually black, very black. Forehead depth of line is variable, and often extreme.

The vampire mullet is also worn in increasingly, and frighteningly, large numbers by Fat-a-Billies (female rock-a-billies).

Morgatha's vampire mullet is a sure sign she's crazy.

I think I cut my hand on your vampire mullet.

by seahowl September 16, 2006

Business Mullet

Hairstyle of the business world. Not exaclty like the regular mullet. Not as long as the redneck mullet, it is properly combed and medium long.

Donald Trump, Clark Kent have a business mullet.

by waka jawaka December 27, 2009