The worst thing television could ever spawn. Music, (well, good music anyway,) should be embrassed to have their shit played on that station.
by dark soul March 17, 2004
Get the MTV mug.A channel made because MTV (1) does not show enough videos but shows nothing but bullshit shows such as real world, boiling points, diary, true life and other stupid shows. It aint as bad as MTV (1) but it isn't as good as vh1 is honestly, atleast vh1 shows more videos and has interesting shows.
John: Hey man wanna watch MTV?
Ron: Yea sure...
John: OH SHIT ITS BOILING POINTS
Ron: EVACUATE THE APARTMENT IN AN ORDERLY FASHION NOW
Ron: Yea sure...
John: OH SHIT ITS BOILING POINTS
Ron: EVACUATE THE APARTMENT IN AN ORDERLY FASHION NOW
by Oz January 17, 2005
Get the mtv 2 mug.A channel that used to be good in the 80's and early 90's but started sucking since then. All they show is a bunch of stupid reality shows. If you wanna catch some videos you gotta get up at 6 in the morning. WTF!!! it's suppose to be MUSIC TELEVISION for crying out loud not REALITY TELEVISION.
p.s boycott mtv
p.s boycott mtv
alex: hey dude let's watch some music vids.
chris:aight go to mtv.
flips to mtv
alex: WTF! this isn't music
chris: man this sucks balls flip to FUSE it's much better.
chris:aight go to mtv.
flips to mtv
alex: WTF! this isn't music
chris: man this sucks balls flip to FUSE it's much better.
by twitterwhore101 September 1, 2009
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Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
Flame up the herb
Woof down the beer
?(click!)?
Hi, I'm your video DJ. I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes. I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go. (Yes, I know. No one wears a satin jacket anyone unless it's a wordthrowback/word - RR)
My job is to help destroy what's left of your imagination, by feeding you endless doses of sugar-coated mindless garbage.
So don't create, be sedate. Be a vegetable at home and thwack on that dial. If we have our way even you will believe this is the future of rock and roll
(background: MTV GET OFF THE AIR)
How far will you go?
how low will you stoop?
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated poop?
You've turned rock and roll rebellion
Into Pat Boone sedation; making sure nothing's left to the imagination.
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the air
Get off the air
See the latest rejects from the muppet show wag their tits and their dicks as they lip-synch on screen.
There's something I don't like about a band who always smiles.
Another tax write-off for some schmuck who doesn't care.
M.T.V. Get off the air!
And so it was, our beloved corporate gods claimed they created rock video.
Allowing it to sink as low in one year
As commercial TV has in 25.
"It's the new frontier," they say.
It's wide open, anything can happen
But you've got a lot of nerve to call yourself a pioneer when you're too god-damn conservative to take real chances.
Tin-eared graph-paper brained accountants instead of music fans call all the shots at giant record companies now.
The lowest common denominator rules
Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game
But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!? (Yes, hell yes - RR)
Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
Flame up the herb
Woof down the beer
?(click!)?
Hi, I'm your video DJ. I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes. I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go. (Yes, I know. No one wears a satin jacket anyone unless it's a wordthrowback/word - RR)
My job is to help destroy what's left of your imagination, by feeding you endless doses of sugar-coated mindless garbage.
So don't create, be sedate. Be a vegetable at home and thwack on that dial. If we have our way even you will believe this is the future of rock and roll
(background: MTV GET OFF THE AIR)
How far will you go?
how low will you stoop?
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated poop?
You've turned rock and roll rebellion
Into Pat Boone sedation; making sure nothing's left to the imagination.
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the air
Get off the air
See the latest rejects from the muppet show wag their tits and their dicks as they lip-synch on screen.
There's something I don't like about a band who always smiles.
Another tax write-off for some schmuck who doesn't care.
M.T.V. Get off the air!
And so it was, our beloved corporate gods claimed they created rock video.
Allowing it to sink as low in one year
As commercial TV has in 25.
"It's the new frontier," they say.
It's wide open, anything can happen
But you've got a lot of nerve to call yourself a pioneer when you're too god-damn conservative to take real chances.
Tin-eared graph-paper brained accountants instead of music fans call all the shots at giant record companies now.
The lowest common denominator rules
Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game
But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!? (Yes, hell yes - RR)
by Ricky Roma January 30, 2004
Get the MTV mug.A horrible display where shitty pop culture is awarded to non-deserving artists and actors, who actually cannot act and cannot sing, whatsoever. Also targeted for young, screaming fan girls between the age of 11-19 who love Twilight and are obsessed with odd sparkling vampires.
Person 1: OMG! At the MTV Movie Awards Robert Pattinson won a KAJILLIONZ awards!
Person 2: OMG! YES! And, Miley Cyrus won!
Person 1 and 2: *screaming like fan girls* WE LOVE EDWARD!
Person 2: OMG! YES! And, Miley Cyrus won!
Person 1 and 2: *screaming like fan girls* WE LOVE EDWARD!
by Superwaffle June 1, 2009
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2. Pits genres against eachother
3. Creates alot of hate
4. Slowly sucks the realness out of good bands
5. Also see ass hat
2. Pits genres against eachother
3. Creates alot of hate
4. Slowly sucks the realness out of good bands
5. Also see ass hat
Yeah, we get all our food diced and sliced at MTV's studios now, they can do a tight-ass job slaughtering stuff, I mean they can turn some rock hard music into puddles of blood and nostalgia
by The Bandwagon May 28, 2004
Get the MTV mug.Music Television. Originally, it focused on music, but today it is more into pop culture. It plays mostly rap, during the rare times when it actually plays music. Produced shows like the Real World, Road Rules, the Inferno Punk'd, Made, TRL, and Direct Effect.
by Bob Schmitendortan June 6, 2004
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