Dance Moms

A Show On Lifetime about a 400 pound woman called Abby Lee Miller screaming at a bunch of kids. Can't say I don't like it because it's my favourite show and Abby Lee Miller follows me in twitter. I'm good peeps.

Veronika: Oh my god on Dance Moms Abby is so mean to everyone!!
Ashley: Yeah, everyone except her favourite, Maddie Ziegler!

by Dancing The Dream October 31, 2015

on moms

Something that 12-17 year olds say when they are trying to make something sound real

Yo bro on moms that bitch sucked my dick

by Shmuel Calories June 18, 2018

Momstitute

When You send your mom in her mini van to scalp tickets for a Concert.

"she had to momstitute herself to get tickets for Bury Your Dead."

by Momstitute_kid September 14, 2009

cock moobs

testicles

''he sat down too hard and mashed his cock moobs''

"i have a set of cock moobs below my penis"

by fetus mcgretus June 22, 2009

choosy moms

Nothing less than the most excessive, horrific and vomit-inducing sexual perversion known to Man, the exact nature of choosy moms cannot be researched directly, and so must be arrived at through guesswork. This is the next mung; yea, the munger-than-mung. Hide your children.

I suspected that Rachel and Laura had gone choosy moms in my guest bedroom.

by artaxerxes March 22, 2009

Moms

how a young child describes his gay parents

My moms raised me since I was was hatched from an egg donor.

by j ogrady May 29, 2007

MOOKS

An elite group of firefighters and fire buffs located and based on Long Island New York. founding Fathers are the Original Mook, Chief Mook, and of course the Fat Mook

" hi did you hear about that fire the other day? yes i did that mook told me about it!

who is that crew of guys on that fire engine? oh them those are just the Mooks!!

by Fatmook July 23, 2012