mayhem monkey

an extreme fan of mma fighter mayhem miller, usually addressed by an official monkey number, which i don't have yet!

omg its Mayhem Miller

Are you a Mayhem Monkey too

hells yeah !!

by scottishchihuahua888 January 14, 2011

chutter monkey

a little bitch that smells like cat shit

this little chutter monkey needs to get the hell back

by mike headmon January 3, 2009

psycho monkey

Someone who has become uncivilized in their manners, paired with being crazy.

Cecilia, you are a psycho monkey.

by kalpalpadt July 18, 2018

monkey tickle

The nervous sensation felt in the balls when afraid of falling or of heights, often experienced when standing on the edge of a building or riding a roller coaster.

When we stood on the observer box in the Willis Tower, I could really feel the monkey tickle looking down.

by danglyballzjohn February 5, 2017

Charts Monkey

1.Someone who is unable to make their own decisions, so has to listen to the charts for their music.
2.Someone who is so boring they only listen to chart music.

That girl over their has the personality of sandpaper, I bet she's a Charts Monkey.

by Rocky Dildoa December 5, 2018

Gargle Monkey

When a person gargles jizz (like mouthwash).

This morning I ran out of mouthwash, so I had to gargle monkey.

by gfknfkjkjas April 13, 2010

bowel monkey

a monkey that dwells in one's bowel

*rumbling stomach* "keep quiet bowel monkey!"

by Decky1 February 10, 2012