T-Mobile

A shitty phone company that claims to be "The Leader in 5G" with an amazing network and good speeds but all you get is shitty speeds everywhere i mean ffs if you are going to make a real good 5G Network and be a leader of it have good internet speeds man

(Get Verizon or AT&T or even Cricket Wireless)

AT&T Costumer: HEY LARRY AND BEN! Did you see that video I sent earlier?
Verizon Wireless Costumer: Yes! it was so funny what about you Ben?
T-Mobile Costumer: No! I sat there for 10-15 minutes looking at a literal spinning circle I tried turning off mobile data and turning it back on nothing happened called costumer service sat on the phone for 2 hours and 43 minutes
Verizon Wireless Costumer: Oh Damn! Welp.. you should have never got T-Mobile
AT&T Costumer: Yeah you should switch back to Verizon
T-Mobile Costumer: I can't i'm stuck in a contract with them for another year... another year of shitty service! DAMN YOU T-MOBILE!

by a random user that exists February 6, 2023

mobile crazy

Spending more than $14.99 in microtransactions on a mobile game.

Wow, you spent $15 on a mobile game? You're going mobile crazy over there.

by Ricktron3000 July 16, 2018

Ownage Mobile

A vehicle that is designed, modded, and upgraded for the specific purpose of “Ownage” ie. Owning people and structures. It can be in real life or in gaming. For example, in real life, a fully decked out Humvee or Ford Raptor could be a proper Ownage Mobile in a SHTF situation in real life. Also, video games like GTA V, Battlefield 1, etc. contain numerous Ownage Mobiles. Batman’s armored car is a major Ownage Mobile.

I lifted my 4x4 Ford F-150 truck and added major body armor to make it a real Ownage Mobile now.

by Trim Hits December 11, 2018

mobile relations

social or personnel connections or dealings between or among individuals or groups via the mobile phone

People identify with the notion of relating to different groups of like-minded individuals via the mobile phone, it the ideal tool to uphold and develop these mobile relations taking the notion of social exchanges into a new dimension.

by bliou March 7, 2007

Sped-Mobile

You've stumbled upon one when you see half a dozen robotics club kids come rolling out of their Versa Hatchback into school at 4 in the morning to help a teacher with something. Could also be a really wimpy car that only your seventh grade math teacher would drive.

"Yo, did you see that sped-mobile that Nancy just bought? "
" I'm actually kinda waiting for her to pull out a science fair project from the back seat."

by Antonionionionionionionio January 8, 2020

Steez mobile

A skate board in which you steez on and or ride.

Well im going into town on my steez mobile.

See that tre-flip on that steez mobile

by Meercat18 March 27, 2009

mobile shithouse

a Vehicle which is similar to a Larder or a Skoda. Doesnt do 0 - 60, does 0 - 26 and gets faster downhill

taxi driver : (talking on radio)
Customer : Shut up and drive your mobile shit house

by Anonymous October 14, 2003