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Mitchell Cookie

Mitchell Cookie is a person who loves to eat orgasm apples with his one and only boyfriend, i mean.. no... boyfriend... and he is a great south african wanker who loves his boyfriend. He really likes his best friend, named carl.
Alexander: oh my god don´t be such a damn Mitchell Cookie!!

Carl: why? he is n00b?

Alexander: no... where is he?

Carl: with his boyfriend! ... i mean, oh yeah, the gender bender maud!
by Alecarx April 27, 2010
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Michellesque

Adjective: 1. of or relating to Michelle Saldana and her actions. 2.
Extremely sarcastic humor that may make other people laugh or feel insulted: “The girl made fun of a friend’s new haircut and said she looked ugly but some people thought her michellesque humor was rude.” 3. Complicated, indecisive, extremely frustrating to others who are trying to figure out how another feels. “He was trying to figure out what he had done wrong but her Michellesque personality didn’t let him get the full explanation.” 4. Makes the best out of bad situations, smiles even if there is nothing to smile about. “The teenage girls went to a Dora the Explorer concert, but felt out of place with the toddlers running around. The girls just laughed like a true michellesque person would.” 5. interacts with people from different areas to avoid the drama of a small community high school. “All the michellesque girl does is hang out with people from Westchester, to avoid the drama that happens at her school in El Segundo.” 6. Likes to be right, no matter how wrong she may be. “She was making no sense at all and I tried to make her understand, but her michellesque ways didn’t want to budge.”

Synonyms: stubborn, happy, sarcastic, sunshine, short, hypnotic, senseless, indecisive, complicated, jittery, vibrant, funny, intense

Antonyms: dull, sensible, tall, decisive, boring, hermit

Etymology: Resembling the life situation that Michelle Saldana (1991-
To present) goes through. Originated from Peru, and internationalized in Los Angeles, California.

References: Michellesque is heavily inspired by the song “Feeling Myself “by Mac Dre. Most specifically by the song lyric” I'm out of this world, not your run of the mill'n”. There are not many people that embody the Michellesque persona. It takes time and experience to really understand what this word may actually mean.
that girl is so rude its funny. shes michellesque
by miichelle March 4, 2009
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Mitchell

Mitchell can be a jerk at times especially when you first meet him. He is often very confusing and difficult to figure out. But once you get to know him he is a caring guy who doesn't mean any harm even though it may seem otherwise. He will always care for you even when you don't realise it. He is very difficult to talk to and an utter mess most of the time. Mitchell considers himself cool but everyone else knows he is not. And his sense of style is horrible but if he tried more he could look amazing with his blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. Mitchell will only truly care for one person and if that is you make sure you hang on to him
Is that mitchell?
Yeah he is so confusing
by lillysmh May 10, 2019
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Mitchell

this addicted kid to a game named fortnite.
IT DIDNT SHOOT MY SHOTGUN. said the mitchell .
by FORTNUTTTT May 13, 2019
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Michellin-Tastic

Awesomeness to the extreme expressed by any person of the name michelle, while alluding to the Michellin Man.
Michelle's face is so michellin-tastic.
by Michelle Bardach October 11, 2006
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Mitchell

He is a bitch ass kid that looks like frankenstein and the yello angry bird. Hes very homosexual and likes big penis in his mouth 20 4 7 and fuck you dick #itsfuckyoukid
Fuck you mitchell
by Jasonmcqueery July 11, 2018
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Mitchell Anders

He always shits hard and the only person who does it the best. He yells fuck like a sea erchen. He likes to play super smash brothers games and fights with his brother (He loses).He owns a moterolla phone owns three dogs and constantly masterbates.
Pringles lover meow hat yellow albert Mitchell Anders
by Shit Hard! May 22, 2011
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