mister two

Enunciation of MR2, a Toyota mid-engined sports car produced from 1984 to 2007.

Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!

Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.

by meme meister extraordinare May 31, 2018

Miserfull

The feeling you get when you're so full that you are miserable.

After eating half a turkey, a pound of stuffing, and a whole pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving, I felt miserfull.

by FootBrokes November 27, 2018

mistercarlos

An Chilean Youtuber that feels Great and Loves to do Shitposts.... Everyone can feel his soul going and saying what is Efe and Jorge

MisterCarlos: Wena Cabros MisterCarlos al habla
Efe: Y yo que.

by TesteoDeAlgo April 6, 2019

Misery Hedge

Hedging your emotions by putting a bet on something you really don't want to happen, so at least you get paid if it does.

Dan: "I hope Man-U wins the cup, but I put a misery hedge on Arsenal just in case."
Matt: "How much did you put on Arsenal to win then"
Dan: "only £10. The winnings will be enough to wash away my tears if we lose".

Or

"I really hope Trump doesn't win the next election. As the odds are good, I guess I'll put $20 on him to win as a misery hedge so if he does, at least I get paid"

by S@lty Boi June 12, 2019

Mister-ess

Noun. A male version of a mistress. A man having an extramarital sexual relationship, especially with a married woman.

Her mister-ess was patiently waiting in his car to go out with her. She knew she wasn’t going to pay anything for the dinner. The mister-ess took her back home and gave her a doggie bag to give to her kids at home.

by venomfactor13 September 12, 2019

Mister Ed

New slang for really good heroin

Dudes got that mister ed horse

by Mick diggler January 28, 2020

Mister Howell

The Dark one who never gives mercy to those who he teaches. He is the dark lord of Mordor stronger than Sauron.

'That's so mister howell."

by NicolasStarTrueIdentity February 24, 2020