milf wagon

A class of vehicles driven by milfs to navigate between home, school, the mall, wal-mart, and soccer practice. Most milf wagons will bear one or more window stickers advertising a child's status in a soccer club, pom squad, gymnastics, or other organization.

Popular milf wagons include the Chevy Suburban, Chevy Tahoe, Range Rover, GMC Yukon, Toyota Land Cruiser, Toyota Seqouia, and the Lincoln Navigator.

"My favorite milf wagon is the OnStar-equipped Chevy Tahoe with side window weather deflectors. This vehicle is equipped with stain-resistant fabric, so stains left by drinks, muddy shoes, and wet milf snatch wipe right off!"

by David the Pimp January 10, 2008

milf-town

Milford, a city in Connecticut in which there are a lot of hot Milfs, or moms I'd like to fuck.

"Did you see those tits and ass on that milf!"
"Well we are in Milf-Town."

by Guy Lafleur January 17, 2008

milf man

milford mandarin restaurant

Let's hit up milf man later.

by bazeballboy5757 June 23, 2009

milf coded

An attractive fictional female character whom, although not a mother herself, displays motherly behavior and mannerisms, similar to that of a stereotypical milf.

Lucoa from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid is a real milf coded character

by animu fan February 2, 2017

milf in training

a hott woman who happens to be pregnant

if Eva Lonoria was pregnant, she would be a "milf in training"

by kenny callinan March 28, 2008

milf money

when something is just way too good to be true

that movie was so good, it was milf money!

by mackieronii September 6, 2020

project milf

The nutrition and fitness plan or program of a woman desiring to maintain milf status.

HMW: Did you see that skanky ho in her husband's sweats and greasy ponytail?

LM: ZOMG!! I don't evar wanna be that. I am so back on the project milf wagon.

by lawn_mama January 20, 2008