mental squat

A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.

My brain is getting saggy I'm gonna go do some mental squats before my big exam

by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015

Mentally Conservative

The gentleman's way of saying the word retarded. Usually used when someone wishes to insult someone with a touch of class.

Person A: Oh wow she's fucking retarded.
Person B: Mentally conservative.
Person A: Oh, my mistake. Wow she's fucking mentally conservative.
Person B: Good show.

by pbnjp January 2, 2012

mental hiccup

basically a brain fart

I was trying to explain my work but could't because I had a mental hiccup

by pedocycle November 28, 2018

Hiroshima Mentality

When you get into a situation where mutually-assured destructive behaviour is the only option. Superior to reckless.

“Dam bro… what’s gotten into you?”
“I dunno fam I think I got that Hiroshima mentality taking control”

by Joebama Biden August 17, 2023

mental athlete

A person who is devoted to intellectual pursuits and studies.

Since he's a mental athlete, he should be good on the TV game show Jeopardy.

by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016

Mental Rort

It's when your mentally stable and mental illness or trauma side swipes you.

This bipolar diagnoses is a mental rort,
My life is a mental rort.

by AusTetris August 8, 2021

Mentally masturbating

the act of pleasuring oneself by using only the mind to concentrate on something stimulating.

No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.

by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014