A person who is extremely jealous of every single person living on planet earth who decides to not help someone in need because they’ve done a duty for their own benefit the night prior.
Omg that thot is such a bitter melon. She said she doesn’t want to help the bride because she cut onions for herself the night before.
by bubsters March 9, 2018
Get the bitter melon mug.Of this plant there are various kinds, the Egyptian Holy Melon, the Holy Cucumis chate, which has been called "the queen of cucumbers;" the Holy Melon, the Cucurbita citrullus; and the common or flesh melon, the Holy Cucumis melo. "A traveller in the East who recollects the intense gratitude which a gift of a slice of Holy Melon inspired while journeying over the hot and dry plains, will readily comprehend the regret with which the Hebrews in the Arabian desert looked back upon the Holy Melons of Egypt" (Kitto).
Girl: I'm so tired and dry. I haven't been ridden in months.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
Guy: Don't look at me I ain't riding anything. Go have a Holy Melon. They're extra juicy.
by MelonMan420 December 2, 2019
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Someone EXTREMELY saucy and fruity
Often names beginning with j hehe
Very suss baka
R.i.p that pussy ayeee
Often names beginning with j hehe
Very suss baka
R.i.p that pussy ayeee
by LOZZABOZZA June 9, 2021
Get the Mayo melon mug.A sex move where as a woman is giving a man oral sex, the man holds a watermelon over her head. Then, while the man is climaxing, he simultaneously smashes the watermelon on her head.
by Señor Dumas September 8, 2013
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Minge that is big round and green and tastes darn good. its abit red and wet inside but once you get your chops around it you'll never go thirsty
Minge that is big round and green and tastes darn good. its abit red and wet inside but once you get your chops around it you'll never go thirsty
Me and irene went t' kwicksave to get some water melon, it was a no frills minge but you couldent beat the taste for the love of minge with the water melon minge
by matt minge November 1, 2006
Get the Water melon minge mug.by pinkfloyd901 September 14, 2009
Get the slice my melon mug.A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.
by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009
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