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Dark matter

The remnants left behind your balls after a bout of explosive diarrhea.
I have to go home and wash off the dark matter.
by RV Rage October 7, 2017
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Femcel lives matter

Femcel lives matter is a group with females and 764 girls and satanists that hate males and blame males for they problems
by Xxxfi October 27, 2025
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speakle-matter

see word vomit.

like when someone word vomits but with fecal matter.
When I get nervous, I speakle-matter.
by special.peanut June 4, 2024
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cheecal matter

The combination of cheet and fecal matter one creates when taking a poop, not washing their hands and then sticking their hand deep in a bag of Cheetos.
Those Cheetos have been ruined. Sally put his dirty hands in the bag and covered them in cheecal matter.
by thebusinessinsider September 6, 2013
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looks don't matter to me

But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.
In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.
by QuacksO December 25, 2019
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Matter

If it did you would undoubtedly lie about whether or not it did.
Hym "No. No. It is that you prick. It is. And I know the mechanics of it you shit. It doesn't matter in the mechanics. It matters in the selection. I never said it mattered mechanically but what you're trying to say is that it doesn't matter in either and we know that that's false. Or at the very least that 'OtHeR tHiNgS mAtTeR tOo.' You're just trying to stop me from undermining that cripple's 'accomplishment.' Oh and is that the solution? Work out? Validate you? That's it? What would be the point? Earn the privilege of sharing women with a fucking retard? What an absolute waste. All that to live out a farce and appease you."
by Hym Iam October 21, 2023
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