Mackenzie is the craziest person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. She has a weird gamer boyfriend. She like Vitas 7th Element the song. She LOVES Harry Potter and is obsessed with Tom Holland! She is the type of person that everyone avoids and she is super weird. She has HEAPS of freckles and thick, short, brown hair.
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A person who weaves in and out of traffic at high speeds on the highway during rush hour traffic, as if they were weaving a basket.
by Crancan March 25, 2009
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2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
2. The tool used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.
3. A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life decisions.
4. If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs. Basically, a long shaft connected to a set of dangly balls that provides pleasure through friction.A pleasure making machine for both sexes.
Boyfriend : *Caresses girlfriend's ass* Those buns just look so tight in that miniskirt.
Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?
Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.
Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.
*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*
Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
Girlfriend :*Blushes* is that your Mayonnaise maker rubbing against my buns ?
Boyfriend : *Hugs her from the back and kisses her neck while caressing her slender waist* Buns are better with Mayonnaise.
Girlfriend : *Turns around kisses his lips and whispers* I am not wearing any panties and i want your Mayonnaise inside me.
*She opens her legs, sits up & unzips his pants, & lifts herself higher above his dick & just slowly sinks herself onto his throbbing cock & starts pumping back & forth real hard & fast*
Boyfriend:*Begins to moan and hum until a point that he cannot hold himself back. He hugs her tightly and cums into her with his mayonnaise maker* Wow, you really know how to milk my meat down !
by zingeraddict October 30, 2011
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by Jhon Doe May 15, 2006
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i have lived in london all my life and could be discustingly arrogant about them like everyone else. luckily, having a mackem dad and half a mackem family, i have learnt im not supirior to everyone else just cos where i live is so much better.
a mackem is also a loyal and the best football fan following perhaps the shittest team in history. he or she IS also caught up on the fact that we "beat the scum 2-1" a long time ago, but hey, its the only bit of victory we've had since the glorious 1-0 fa cup final against leeds in 1973. (we're still caught up on that as well)
i have lived in london all my life and could be discustingly arrogant about them like everyone else. luckily, having a mackem dad and half a mackem family, i have learnt im not supirior to everyone else just cos where i live is so much better.
a mackem is also a loyal and the best football fan following perhaps the shittest team in history. he or she IS also caught up on the fact that we "beat the scum 2-1" a long time ago, but hey, its the only bit of victory we've had since the glorious 1-0 fa cup final against leeds in 1973. (we're still caught up on that as well)
"shearer is a wanker, he wears a wankers hat, he plays for scum united, he is a fucking twat"
"h'way the lads"
"red white till i die!!!!!!!!!"
"h'way the lads"
"red white till i die!!!!!!!!!"
by PROUD MACKEM!! October 26, 2004
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