The Vending Machine

One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.

John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.

by The one and only Datum bitches August 7, 2010

Whore-Machine

A lady who has no shame and is happy to be treated as a filthy sex object. Every hole is a goal! You wouldn't touch it unless you were really smashed, then would regret it in the morning.

Look out, here comes whore-machine! Who fancies a crack tonight?

by Stealth Shagger October 9, 2008

gash machine

The place where one takes out money on a night out into town where one intends on pulling some mingers or simply having an inevitably crap night

I'd better get some money out from the gash machine..it's going to be one of those nights

by very_ape January 18, 2006

Wayback Machine

A digital archiving service of the World Wide Web, allowing users to go 'back in time' and to revisit saved snapshots of a previous version of a website. It's especially useful for visiting sites that have since been taken down, allowing users to appreciate changes in a current site or to reminisce the old times.

It's a recommended source of information when looking up older exam papers, and other various scholarly material.

Me, a 20M, looking through the Wayback Machine.

"Wow, minecraft.com has grown a long way since 2011! Damn, I'm old."

by Noobgamer0111 October 31, 2020

bang machine

An extremely hot girl.

Wow, that girl at the end of the bar is a bang machine.

by perfectly.frank June 24, 2020

Moreen Machine

Someone you know that fucks every living specemin. Someone with a gigantic cock. If you know a moreen you know your place in society, bent over with his extreamky deadly cock down you arsehole.

Moreen Machine gave it to that girl down the road.

by Momo456 December 12, 2018

marcus machine

it's the marcus machine

get into the goddamn marcus machine

by scopophobicc August 23, 2021