miami landscaper

Miami Landscaper - slang term for someone of cuban decscent. Cubans often land in miami, purchase a lawn mower and a clapped out pickup truck. They then go around doing the work not many north americans want to do - mow lawns

Have you seen that eduardo guy?

Fuck hes a miami landscaper if ive ever seen one

by Oneofdabys January 20, 2020

Man lands on moon

To express that something has been done a long time ago or is very obvious.

- I scored low on my SAT. I guess I should have studied to get a good score.

- No sh*t. Man lands on moon.

by ItsHanSolo March 15, 2022

to laisy 🥱

This is a very common saying for when your friend wants you to do something, but you don't want to do it. And you also want to be a bitch to them.

Josh: "Hey man, do you want to play fortnite today?"

Jaquayviontayvius: "to laisy 🥱"

by Rubikslayer May 27, 2022

to laisy 🥱

This is a very common saying for when your friend wants you to do something, but you don't want to do it. And you also want to be a bitch to them.

Josh: "Hey man, do you want to play fortnite today?"

Jaquayviontayvius: "to laisy 🥱"

by Rubikslayer May 27, 2022

hellish landscape

Something that I say way too much for some reason even though I am not british

Oh fuck, hellish landscape.

by Redstowen February 14, 2024

Seize her holy lands

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.

What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

French Southern and Antarctic Lands

French Lands in the Southern and Antartic

Person: Where is French Southern and Antarctic Lands?
Other person: Southern and Antartic

by blockheadguy March 28, 2022