Dutch Lantern

When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.

“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”

by Chillosophy August 5, 2018

Anton landerer

your favorite hoodlum rock climber. has strong hands and is super HOT

hes an Anton landerer

by jksafhdhflak January 15, 2019

The Lance The Lance

A Sexy Shobert.

You are like the lance the lance, big cock. many niggers

by Sheriff Shaq December 9, 2019

The Lance Effect

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair

Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em

by Senica Boys February 8, 2020

back-o'-lantern

When the sweat on your back, seeps through your shirt and imprints a face, resembling a jack-o'-lantern.

Look at the back-o'-lantern on that guy!

Dude, get a new shirt, you have a back-o'-lantern!

by Mark-TWaine September 5, 2012

No Hander Lander

When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.

Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!

by oddy2222 February 25, 2019

Kentucky jack-o'-lantern

Where you stick your hand so far into a woman's vagina that it looks and feels as if you are gutting a pumpkin.

Dude, did you see that chicks camel toe? I'd love to Kentucky jack-o'-lantern that shit.

by Crispy asian October 28, 2019