Lacing

Lacing is an unusual sexual perversion in which a man ejaculates into the food of unsuspecting people. The lacer gets sexual gratification from watching people unknowingly swallowing his semen.

After lacing the hot fudge, Stewart watched in silence while his neighbor's daughter devoured every bite of her ice cream.

by c_anderson February 1, 2006

Avril Lavinge

The world's worst singer. She can't sing and can't play guitar. She also looks like trash with bleached blonde hair and wears really ugly clothes.

Avril is an example of a shitty "singer" if you could even call her a singer.

by someone April 5, 2005

Avril Lavinge

She has bad songs and stuff. She would be a much better porn star. She has some cock-teasing pics on the net but that is it.

Dude, Avril should so do a porn site or do playboy or something. I'd pay for that!

by porn! April 8, 2005

Landing Page

A useless item left over from the dawn of the internet when search engines worked poorly. It is nothing more than a collection of advertisement diarrhea spewed all over the internet pointing back to some poor pathetic website desperate for attention, and lacking any meaningful content or services, resorts to using this ancient and useless technique.

After searching for "cheap pickles" I found a site that claimed to specialize in selling cheap pickles, but it was just a landing page for a terrible online store that didn't have any cheap pickles at all.

by Dirtfarmer4life September 29, 2010

Landing strip

The patch of female pubic hair above the vagina in which the elongated sides point towards the vaginal cavity, signifying "this is where you land".

"Did you see that girls Landing Strip last night?"
"You couldn't miss it."

by IVEBEENJOELEDOHGODYES December 28, 2014

bin ladin

an act of anger, resorting to violence

You better tell your man to back up, before I go bin ladin in this mother fucker

by Tahj March 29, 2003

LAMing

LAMing (LAME ING) ~ verb. LAM standing for"Look At Me". Often perpetrated by attention seekers on social networks in the form of short stories or what they're doing this minute to attract attention from various people. Serves as a pun since all "LAMing" posts are by definition, lame. LAMing often causes douchechills... beware.

All Martin does is make LAMing posts about how great he feels, or who he hung out with, or how his work week went, as if we give a shit. It's all for his ex to look at on Facebook in order to try and make her jealous. It sickens me.

by apennismightier December 23, 2010