ketchup and fries 

In order to perform this, you will need the following. A super size order of fries with extra salt, and a menstrating woman. Isert the fries into bloody vagina, hinch the (ketchup) and then you eat the fries out of vagina. enjoy!

David took stacy to the McDonalds for dinner. While they were there she told him she was on the rag. She then told him she would let him give her a birmingham booty call if he gave her ketchup and fries. David loves extra ketchup!

ketchup and fries by Mrs. Captain Hero January 28, 2008

ketchupbutt 

Someone who gets it in the booty enough to were there ass bleeds, mostly referred to homos.

"Gawd, will you quit crying about your anus, maybe if you weren't such a ketchupbutt you wouldn't need a butt plug."

ketchupbutt by louiiiiiieee May 19, 2008

ketchup on roast beef 

It is reffering to the vagina as a roast beef and well ketchup as a gift from mother nature!!

Man I would do her but i think she has got the whole "ketchup on roast beef" thing going on!!

ketchup on roast beef by chaz to the titty!!!! May 25, 2010

keetch

(Verb) Keetch, or Keet- To be quick with a comeback, to leave no pause,and to react immediately.

(Noun) Keetcher, or Keetchy- some one who has an immediate response.

your momma is so fat she couldn't get out of the bathroom door"(Reply)"Then how did she get in the bathroom" (Keetch Reply)"Crisco oil.

keetch by TheTrueOneSkip July 9, 2010

Ketchup shots 

When you go to a fast-food restaurant and fill those little white cups with ketchup then you and your friends drink them. The person who can survive the most ketchup shots without needing a drink or throwing up wins.

Yo brahh Darren had 28 ketchup shots!
Dude that's nothing! Mikey took 52 ketchup shots!

Ketchup shots by cooldude736539 August 12, 2011

Ketchup Smooch 

The act of smacking someone in the face with a dirty tampon...usually done as a prank but may also be an expression of affection.

Example 1)

Jeff: I'm still cleaning Krista's uterine lining out of my ear after that Ketchup Smooch she gave me last night.....

Example 2)

Baby Momma: If Myles doesn't start paying child support he's gonna get a ketchup smooch

Ketchup Smooch by #ketchupsmooch January 19, 2016

Ketcher

Ketcher is a nice, sweet, and funny guy. If you somehow stumble upon Ketcher, he will make you feel like the happiest person in the world. He is a great boyfriend and a great normal friend.

Man Ketcher is so great. He makes me smile every day.

Ketcher by Mr Senior Man June 13, 2018