Hong Kong Handjob

When yo girl shits on her hand and gives you a handjob. When you jizz you mix the shit and the jizz and put it in a sushi roll.

Stephanie gave me a Hong Kong Handjob last night. I have tetnis now but it was fucking amazing!

by Fatf*cknWalrus69 October 12, 2017

Kong Chee Hong

A guy who likes to masturbate and watches porn in class. He is gay and sexist.

Zidane is Kong Chee Hong.

by A CatFromAfrica August 29, 2022

king kongs boner

about 198-234 feet long

i saew king kongs boner

by periodwithtrans February 02, 2023

king kong finger

A Turd that looks like King Kong finger

King Kong finger came out Gurm's ass the other day !

by MandingoKingKong November 17, 2016

shlong diddy kong

what you’d call a guy that you are trying to get with, who is extremely sexy and beautiful.

sarah: i think chad is such a shlong diddy kong
becky: oh yeah you should talk to him, he’s really sexy

by motomotolikesu March 18, 2019

Hong Kong hug

A long hug, usually on MTR (rapid transit railway system in HK), when you and your partner are playing on portable game consoles or smartphones while holding each other.

Aw, I finished 3 races in Mario Kart 7 when we had a Hong Kong hug.

by zhainan November 05, 2012

King Kong Complex

The very common natural phenomenon of black men and blonde women being sexually attracted to each other, sometimes more so than women and men from their own races.

(White man telling his friend that he was just dumped by his blonde girlfriend for a black man) “My girlfriend just left me for a fucking black guy”. White guy’s friend - “Damn son, that’s the King Kong Complex in full affect)

by St pablo October 18, 2018