Kobe Bryant

the greatest basketball player of all time who has a huge penis which everyone loves.

after kobe bryant scored 200 points in the game, he went home and stuck his huge dick into his wife again and again

by wangzang baby August 7, 2006

kobe bryant

The best fucking player to ever play the game of basketball.

Kobe Bryant will soon score another 81 point game.

by victore October 26, 2006

Kobe Bryant

Kobe is 1 of the hottest ball players around

Kobe is described as the best around since 1997

by rah May 13, 2005

kobe'd

past tense for rape (i.e. raped)

who that NBA player kobe's that white girl....looks like another hate crime

by charlie December 5, 2003

Kobe Bryant

the greatest basketball player of all time, also one of the sexiest and most beautiful men there will ever be. he is simply the best at everything

that boy overthere is playin like kobe bryant, hes already got 100 points in the 1st quarter. kobe would have had more though

by Shake it! April 15, 2006

Kobe Bryant

The biggest fuckin waste of talent in the NBA

Yeah that nigga Kobe got skillz but he cant help the lakers win a game cuz hes to busy rapin white girls all day

by K-Feezy fo Sheezy July 15, 2008

Kobe'd

When you snitch on your friends to cover your bad actions by saying they did the same thing. However, the difference between you and them is that they weren't caught and if they were, they would never break man code.
What Kobe Bryant did when he was accused of rape. Told on Shaq and other teammates to his wife to cover his ass.

Man, Shawn straight up Kobe'd me after his girl caught him cheating with breezy he met at the club. He told his girl that it was my fault because my side piece is her friend...so his girl called my girl!

by Mista Mista November 24, 2014