Kit

A kit is when a girl/guy gives a lot of hickeys to a guy/girl in order for them to be considered a "kitty" or a cat.

Amelia was definitely a kit last night.

by rayochii March 14, 2020

Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

kit kat chunky white

Black Nigerian kid by the name of Kenny owolabi used to sell chocolate bars in st cuthberts, in his loud Nigerian accent he wud shout “KIT KAT CHUNKY WHITE”

Me: Kenny bro wat u selling like wor ked
Kenny: “KIT KAT CHUNKY WHITE”

by Crazy offender April 29, 2020

Kit

Kit is such a pedo, he touches little girls on the daily.

oh my god! Look, Kit is touching yet another young girl!

by Long injector May 13, 2020

Kit

A funny and creative girl. Loves to make you laugh. Most likely a kind and caring person. She will always have a big smile and hug waiting for you. Often an amazing dancer. blue-eyed blonde-haired beautiful person, hands down the sweetest person you will know. If you have a Kit in your life your so lucky. If your name is Kit you are an independent woman and you can do anything. You can sing and act. You have a strong personality but very sweet. You most likely have a soulmate with a very big personality too. You probably have had a really horrible passed at your old school but now you are so happy and love life. Oh and you have an obsession with TikTok

is that Kim Kardishain...oh no its kit there both so beautiful.

by kit June 8, 2020

Kit

Kit is a strong, independent, badass who's always got your back, and knows how to make you laugh without even trying. She stands up for what's right. Never mess with a Kit.

"Don't you mess with my emotions, dipshit."
"Sorry, Kit."

by local nct enthusiast July 27, 2020

kit alexander

kit alexander is a small british youtuber that does life style kind of vlogs. he has two released original songs and has a very cute soft boy aesthetic. he loves the fans that he has and loves to interact with them especially on twitter where he “bullies” his followers as a joke and they bully him back. kit is an amazing youtuber and you should check him out.

twitter tl: who’s kit alexander?
kit: i think he’s a youtuber, but idk. sounds kind of annoying opp.

by kitsnumberonehater September 10, 2020