Kevinned

Having found an amusing marrow-like vegetable amongst ones belongings.

Tom : Oh no! I've been Kevinned!

by kevinned October 19, 2019

Kevin

Most handsome man in the world. May not have the perfect body but perfect d... nvm . He has beautiful hair and a face as well. Gets all the ladies too

Kris: ay what’s your name ?
Person: my name is Kevin
Kris: damn so you must get all the ladies

by Foochmaster October 2, 2019

Kevin

Either gay or homosexual. nothing done about it. Says f*ck a lot even is he doesn't know the meaning of the word.
He going to be a virgin until 33

If a kevins a girl shes a mistake.

Person: Are you a kevin?

by lkfenlanfanelkfnezsd January 9, 2020

Kevin

A Kevin is truly one of a kind. He’s funny, smart, goofy and just everything you’d need in a boyfriend. He’s an idiot, but that’s what makes him so precious. He has cute little face and a smile that’ll make you just melt. He can be a sarcastic asshole at times, but it doesn’t matter because he’s just that amazing. His sense of humor is one like no other. He’s just hilarious. The word judgement isn’t one in his vocabulary. He’s accepting of everyone. Kevin’s are just the greates. Did I mention they have amazing hair?

Look at him, he’s so precious.

Hmm, by any chance, is he a Kevin?

by A bitch in love with a Kevin January 7, 2019

Kevin

That one asshole that sits next to you in Comp Sci. You know, that guy.

"Stop being such a fucking Kevin."

by notkevinbutjonathan August 31, 2017

Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge

Person 1: Who is he?
Person 2: Kevin

by trillmolnar October 29, 2019

Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.

Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."

by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019