Kettering Five

Da infamous group of shady-mechanic goons who conspired to make hand-crank-start engines obsolete.

True story: da "Kettering" and "Keating" characters were both named "Charles"; said similarity is what gave me da idea for da "Kettering Five". So da five cohorts under Kettering's self-starter regime might have been:
Alan Crankston (Google da real names yourself --- I ain't got time to 'splain all da puns to ya :P)
Dennis DeConvenience
John Generator
John McChine
Donald W. Regulator

by QuacksO March 13, 2026

naughty nattering

The practice between lovers, while conversing, of lapsing into extended prattling of the utmost intimacy, either in seclusion or via telephone or public whispering. In its best realization, no topic is out of bounds, nor is any shame or inhibition evident. Arousal is a necessary outcome.

"Every time Barb & I make phone contact, her sultry voice inevitably leads us both into Naughty Nattering."

by Whatabob April 19, 2018

smat nattering

a plethora, an abundance, an absurd and grotesque amount

This smat nattering of bbq meat and booze is a meatfest smorgasbord of decadence.

by Boffo1 February 16, 2023

ass tattering

1.Some situation that scares the shit out of you.

2. Used to Describe some good situation in a hyperbolic sense

Here is an example that works for both Cases:
CONJURING is an ass tattering movie

by BadMDFK99 October 18, 2023

katherinedowlearn

a beautiful young lady proved by science

"oh that girl can never ever be katherinedowlearn, shes a jersey shore chick"

by seanyi April 1, 2010

Katherine Keenan

RATTLED AS FUCK

I'm so Katherine Keenan right now

by lalallllaaallaaa January 19, 2017

katherine simpson

Okay, who can I describe Katherine Simpson? Well, she has a really low self esteem, and fragile emotions, but doesn't like to show it, becasue she hates being judged, or pitied. Thought of as perfect in many ways, but is unable to see herself that way. Carries a whole bunch of personal emotional bagage, but jumps at any chance to help other people. Puts other people before herself, always, because she sees almost everyone else as more worthy of praise, effort, recognition, or affection in general. Really smart, loves books, has her own quirky habits that other people don't always get. Simply wants to be told she can stop trying so hard, she doesn't have to be perfect, no one expects her to, and she is loved and appreciated the way she is.

"Katherine Simpson is a good friend, but man, have you seen how much time she spends with her nose in a book? It's almost impossible to talk to her if she's started something new."

by ElvishWizardOfDaria May 23, 2017