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Cyrus Jolly

A fat retard who dates zoo baboons and fucks 80 year olds. Do bully this person because his dad left for the milk and like little kids at the age of 2. This means that this guy is a zoo baboon rapist. Be warned you may be next!

Man likes zoo baboons under the age of 10.
Random kid: Bro that cyrus Jolly kid fucks zoo baboons.
Other Random Kid: The fuck
by DeezNutz00 August 14, 2022
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Jolly Roger

The act of licking the underside of the penis from the base by the the balls to the tip of the head.
Your mom gave me the sloppiest Jolly Roger last night, Best BlowJob Ever!
by The Peruvian Artist December 12, 2018
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Jolly Watson

A traditional suffolk county Christmas drink. 1 part boiled milk, Well vodka, dash of cinnamon, pinch of nutmeg, needles of a 100 year old blue spruce, and if harvest allows 3 cranberries for garnish.
After a long day at work, Gary came home to enjoy a nice hot Jolly Watson, a nice adult beverage.
by Whocares4760 December 10, 2022
mugGet the Jolly Watsonmug.

jolly joystick

something that farah wants but can’t obtain.
give me the jolly joystick now (moan sounds in background)
by milkmantheog July 15, 2021
mugGet the jolly joystickmug.

backroad jolly

when a guy gives another guy rode dome but neither guy is gay. Keep in mind that both gentlemen are very proud and open about giving/receiving the blow job but they are "NOT GAY TRUST ME".

side note: usually happens on back roads
"Well they had a backroad jolly so i guess their not actually gay"
"Dammn Johnny and Clyde had a backroad jolly! Seems pretty cool man maybe we should have some casual bro to bro time"
by bruhyeetsmd May 6, 2019
mugGet the backroad jollymug.

Jolly Horse

When you stick your dick in a girls butthole and start spinning it in a rotating motion to make it wider
I gave my girlfriend a Jolly Horse

For christmas I gifted my son a Jolly Horse
by m3rkv3l0c1ty July 17, 2022
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Jolly Santa

A sexual position in which the female sticks her ass in the air and the male, wearing a Santa Claus hat & beard, sits on top of the female and drops his testicles into her anus like Santa dropping his bag of toys down the chimney.
After a little too much eggnog, Sally was feeling frisky and asked Todd to leave on the hat & beard and give her a jolly santa.
by TotesMagotes42 December 23, 2013
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