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Jolly Wanker

An individual with a great desire and intention to "wank"(A slang term for masturbation). They perform the act with such ferocity and excitement that they could be described as "jolly".
Martin is such a jolly wanker.
by BigBootyBerilium March 14, 2025
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jolly bungalow

When you ram a rust pipe in a girls ass while she is giving you a sloppy blow job all while she finger blast your brown eye.
Hey Richard "aka Dick" I heard you and Suzy rotten crotch took a trip to the jolly bungalow last night.

Dude I gave fat Becky the jolly bungalow last night.
by Jonny long neck ho-ttel August 18, 2017
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Jolly Mathew

A legend, a king, a hero. This man will lighten up the darkest of days.

Born to be superior. Is the superior.
Oh my, he's so brave. He's probably a Jolly Mathew!
by Max Ingham April 4, 2024
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Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times
Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
by ShimPee December 3, 2019
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Jolly wink

When your ejaculate hits the closed eye and remains a bit the eye lid when opened sticks.
She's having trouble closing her eye lid because of the jolly wink I just gave her
by Panior December 6, 2017
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Cyrus Jolly

A fat retard who dates zoo baboons and fucks 80 year olds. Do bully this person because his dad left for the milk and like little kids at the age of 2. This means that this guy is a zoo baboon rapist. Be warned you may be next!

Man likes zoo baboons under the age of 10.
Random kid: Bro that cyrus Jolly kid fucks zoo baboons.
Other Random Kid: The fuck
by DeezNutz00 August 14, 2022
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Jolly Cobbler

The act of giving a woman (or man) multiple facials, usually simultaneously and with 3 to 15 or more men providing the semen. The woman is then instructed to "Eat the jolly cobbler," and to do so she must carefully collect all of the semen from her face and eat it.
Did you see her swallow all of our jolly cobbler?
by Bartimus Crouch November 10, 2022
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